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Cool, cool, his mom and I say to each other. He sits at the piano. If not more. © 2020 George Takei. MD. Just like these stories from these parents below. 11 Of The Most Embarrassing And Awkward Stories From The Gyno’s Stirrups. I get ZERO jollies from it. Some of their patients blush. At the urologist’s office, I filled all the necessary paper work and provide the nurse with a urine sample. Most urology practices in the United States do not employ male nurses or assistants, even in larger cities. I still have so many questions. The exam was routine until she told me to lie back and place my feet into the stirrups. Or our brain is just going to malfunction. He asks what that is, and if his mom can help him. Pt was a young male. For them, though, a lot of those moments are totally commonplace. So like just hang out, holding a penis talking about the weather for five minutes. That was a new one for me. ,

We started playing scientists and began mixing them all up in random ways and to this day I'm still surprised we didn't blow ourselves up or melt our faces off. This story is a work of fiction. They should teach their kids some manners." You know you’re a Urology nurse when… 10. Well at least you didn't drop a wad on him while he was "milking the prostate"........I had a friend of mine that went to the Dr. because he was having problems with his bowels. ,

I wasn't sure what to say, it was a little awkward. I am a doctor doing my job. I was working a rehab unit one time and had to give a younger gentleman a suppository due to no bowel movement for 4 days. We talked about vacations, homebrew, cars, etc. That's what happened to these unlucky people! It all happened in about 3 seconds but felt like an eternity of unending embarrassment and shock. "

The whole audience kinda chuckled in a WTF manner, me included.

Kid got up there in his button-up shirt and khakis, totally nonchalant. It is his first trial run as a gay erotic story author. My dad was a single parent working at the metal factory. That ended up being just as awkward. Reflexively, I pulled my knees together, essentially putting her in a headlock with my thighs. Brahmbhatt is a urologist at Orlando Health's South Lake Hospital in Clermont, Florida, where he’s also the co-director of the PUR Clinic, which stands for Personalized Urology and Robotics. Lifestyle. While not painful, exactly, it was a bit cringe-inducing feeling something go up “the wrong way ,

Some men are more comfortable with other males around when doing intimate exams and procedures. We had a two story house: the basement with garage, fireplace/wood storage, utility room with laundry. In nursing school they taught us about how to insert a urinary catheter in men. _taboola.push({ No one enjoys going to the doctors because we're all afraid of bad news. Then he was like "well he told me to bear down and I did"...... Well...did he buy you a drink at least ?? ,

I could see him inside panicking as the doors slowly closed, and as the elevator started to ascend he put his hand out to gesture an apology.

For some reason, the sight of him and his hand gesture slowly floating up in the elevator made me laugh so much. I explain to him, professionally, that he should ejaculate into the cup we provided. Many. That doesn't mean they're immune to the sorts of embarrassing moments that happen to us all. I'm primary care. rmprdl1964. Don’t be. target_type: 'mix' Urological Examination for Male. These jokes make me feel abused as the doctor quite frankly. ,

The story describes Jim’s entrance physical exam as it is given by a female doctor and nurse. Urologists just don’t get it. Still others are so rattled that they zip up and leave. Posted by lemon at 12:08 PM. ,
Patients have to bring in semen samples post vasectomy to make sure there was no issue with the procedure so we can declare them sterile. But, no. Last Thursday was a normal day. BuzzFeed Junior Writer We asked the ... "I used to work in a urology office. ,
Patient here; For my first gyno visit I was pretty anxious and clumsy about the whole deal. by Farrah Penn. We measured it, she had good distance. Nothing was passing easily. }); Obviously he had to go to the OR due to the giant knot tied in the cord. – 1. Never did I realize that this appointment would become one of the most embarrassing moments of my life. Gynecologists, proctologists, and urologists, what's the most awkward thing that's happened to you with a patient? QUESTIONS TO CONSIDER In the clip the physician has the client cough while she palpates the inguinal area. Kids acting like this is an everyday NBD kinda thing. So I just did this snapping finger gun back to him. I am a student nurse and dont want to give up my last chance of having a career. I saw him a couple years later in a public place and he shouts out to me "Hey dude remember when your finger was in my butt!". I still hate myself for it. We had a teenager come in with his mother (we were not a pediatric urology office but saw teens on special occasions with a doctors OK)... .. kid was masturbating with a cell phone charger and got it stuck in his bladder. Urology is the worst area for male patients. I went in for a prostate exam and when the doctor was performing it, I ejaculated. We give them two sterile cups, paper bags, and instructions. And then PROCEEDS TO PLAY the piano while she sings her piece. You’re not surprised to have continuous bladder irrigation going wide open and it still clots off. When we left the office, my sister did the "Ha Ha Ha!!" I wish I had told the patients at the time that these comments are not appreciated. So, eventually there was 6 people in the room, looking at my vagina in interest. It took a bit of explaining why I said, "No." He was so little that his feet barely touched the floor.

He started with the song's beginning dun-duns, and then f-cking slayed it.

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There was another mom sitting next to me that witnessed the entire event and I could see the judgement festering inside her. So I had to stick those up my anus till it stopped bleeding. that it took a while to get things going. 5. We turned and every time the patient coughed, urine shot out about two feet. So, I took off my pants, and upon seeing my junk, he frowned, looked up at me, back to me junk, and frowned again. It's pretty wild and I have lots of stories (my poor boyfriend), but here are two of my favorites: While getting a prostate exam for a physical, I asked if he could tell I'd been doing squats. Premium Questions. One patient called a took the "just bring it in, hand deliver it!" ,

He doesn't understand. After seeing Dirty South�s thread about his urology appointment today, it made me reminisce of the first and last time I went to see my urologist. 23 Horror Stories From Nurses That'll Make You Squirm "So. Some doctors have the kinds of specialties that might make others cringe - but those doctors who specialize in reproductive and excretory systems are literal life savers! At the urologist’s office, I was taken back to a small exam room. Being terrified as I was that my wife was in the process of delivering our firstborn, I helpfully offered up "Don't worry, some people pay good money for that." I got lucky it wasn't my legs or head or neck.

Worst part is if I'd have been patient I could've taken the little trail down next to the rock face that I climbed. It’s up to men to put a stop to this practice and SPEAK UP. What a Urologist Does (and Why You Shouldn’t Be Afraid to See One) Feeling squeamish about an upcoming visit to the urologist? Sometimes it's the little things that light the biggest fire in us. There's a whole lot of looking at your body, touching it and tapping it, sometimes with clothes needing to be removed. Last time I was at the gyno, my doctor was getting ready to start the exam while her assistant was opening one of the disposable tools. directions too literally and tried to shove a handful of semen through the office window. It wasn't awkward as much as interesting. He asks how.

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My dad once stopped mowing the lawn to tell me to put the lawnmower (big red lawnmower with an 8 foot deck) onto the trailer so when he was done mowing the lawn we could tow it to the next location. #11. Second story had the kitchen, living room, 3 bedrooms and one bath. When I was younger, I went to the doctor, and I’m not sure why, but he had to see my dick for some reason. Things. I think he's messing with me and just answer "masturbation." All Rights Reserved.

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It was a net covering a biga** water reservoir and I sank in it knees deep before I got right out. Nope, no idea ... neither of us had any idea he knew how to play.

Not exactly sure how he snuck that past us; we searched his bedroom, found no hidden piano.

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My kid was last. – 1. Comment. This is going to get buried, but I worked in a urologist's office for a long time. Even more embarrassing was when she gave it back after I was getting changed out of my hospital gown. Acquaintance was a 17-year-old male getting a physical from a female doctor. The Top Reason Men Visit a Urologist This can lead to a condition that affects more than 40 million Americans and more than 500 million men worldwide – but it’s not prostate cancer. Surprisingly, not a lot of actual medical professionals spoke up at first. Kinda made me tear up a bit. This is a serious problem because approximately 75 percent of urology patients are male. We enter his bladder and there is a huge KNOT in the cord. Urology nurse embarrassing procedure . After the nurse sat me down on the chair and made me spread my legs eagle style, my doctor walked in with 4 students in row, around same age as me. She said it's common, but I … I was getting snipped and they had me on some valium. ,

We are complex entities. They don’t like being intimately handled by and in front of women. Because of this we're always on edge when we're with our doctor, which may lead to some awkward situations. I had hemorrhoids like a few years ago. Butts." The good news is that these problems may be improved with fairly simple treatments.

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Our bodies are miracle shells walking the face of the earth. And the doctor took a look and prescribed suppositories. Most of my embarrassing boners have to do when in school and a cute girl is teasing me on purpose with her short skirt - crossing her legs and stuff like that and just being slutty. Had a great conversation with the doc. When I was 14 I and my male classmates were examined by a female school doctor. She gave me a rather thorough genital exam AND a rectal exam while I was spreadeagled naked like that. These people here have experienced the most embarrassing moments ever in front of a doctor. Your patient has more than four drains and it doesn’t scare you. In. We suppose they're so used to not talking about a patient's personal issues with anyone but them (thank you HIPPA!) Surgical tech, I was in the OR prepping the patient for a bladder sling.
So I quietly said, "oh man, who's kid is that? The Frown. The assistant couldn't stop smirking and staring once I was erect, super embarrassing!!! The catch is the you have to insert a syringe (not a needle) into the tip of the penis and inject lidocaine lube into the urethra and then hold the penis with your thumb over the urethra for five minutes. Having said that, plenty of patients were willing to talk about their own mortifying experiences. window._taboola = window._taboola || []; In many cases, this is simply not true. _It's pretty easy to feel self-conscious while receiving a check-up from a doctor. Gender neutral works for the caregivers perhaps, but oftentimes not for the men.
I'm almost sad.'. Since 2003 I have been consulting with a urologist regarding ED. Email This BlogThis! We went in with cystoscopy to take a look and potentially remove it in office with no sedation. Hope you get published, Good Buddy! What's the dumbest thing you've ever done? I'm not being mean that is just simple, scientific fact. Published Nov 11, 2016. Thus far at least. Good times.

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... 27 Stories About Going To The Doctor That Will Leave You. These both really offend me. Jack off then squirt into the cup. Especially when put into stirrups. So, no, the 2 stories of the molesting urologist and the similar story of the molesting ultrasound tech are simply rough ideas for his pulp novels. What is she checking for? It just made me wonder if they thought it was a treat to see a young fit male get erect. Damn, sorry to hear that IG! At a gyno appointment when I was 19, I was all situated on the table with my legs up, fully exposed. 8. Sometimes we're just gonna act a foul. When he was done he said, "I've had such a nice chat with you I almost wish you had a third ball." Urologist Toby Chai, MD “If you end up wearing sanitary products for urinary incontinence, you should see your urologist,” says Dr. Chai. So the responses you're about to read are a mixed bag, some from medical professionals, some from patients, some from family members - all awkward. Caw!". Cue to the most embarrassing visit to a Doctor EVER, followed by a visit to the local urology unit where 2 young nurses had the pleasure of basically lubing and pulling it back into place! Even more embarrassing was when she gave it back after I was getting changed out of my hospital gown. When I … The doctor also smiled a couple times and seemed to stay in that area for a while. 9. Please be advised: This clip may contain sensitive content. routine and other things to tease and taunt me about it. If you spend all weekend with them and they act like little monsters the entire time, you might shed a small tear for their teacher come Monday morning. She did and proceeded to pee all over the doctors face (she was wearing a protective mask for just such an occasion so no harm no foul). GUEST POST BY ROBERT UNDERHILL “Medicine is gender neutral” is a true enough statement if by that we mean female nurses and techs are comfortable providing virtually all of the intimate care for men and women. ... 27 Stories About Going To The Doctor That Will Leave You. It was extremely embarrassing! I don't know to this day if he was messing with me, but I'm pretty sure I just told him to Google it. This clip demonstrates a male genital exam. Don't panic. If you think I did, you should report me. ,
And there are many wonders about our bodies that elude us. _ Then something unexpected happens, and the moment becomes one of the most embarrassing experiences of your life. The Doc has him climb up on the table and tells him to bear down.......He farted in the guys f**kin face.........I pissed on myself when he told me that....Farted in his face. – Anonymous. I can't believe you just said....anus....j/k lol, Get your liquid egg whites here at EGG WHITES INTERNATIONAL, Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1. ,
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22 comments: Tottums August 25, 2010 at 12:40 PM. I am NOT doing anything that is supposed to be pleasurable or having sex or taking anyone's virginity during exams. Sometimes I've had to get up for something while I still had it and I'd try so hard to make it not show, plus often I've had a precum stain on my pants. This video shows the procedure of a male urological examination, where the medical practitioner starts by first explaining how this whole system works. Experiences, People Describe The Weirdest Thing Their Body Does That They Don't Really Talk About. The relative male-female parity amongst physician […] ,
My sister was 3 years older than me and at a different school. The doctor was adjusting her wheely stool, it slipped, she lost her balance and went headfirst into my spread eagle crotch. The nurse used a needle-less syringe to inject a cold anesthetic gel up into the penis. It’s about an 18 year old boy named Jim (my alter ego) who gets himself in a bit of trouble and ends up in a juvenile boot camp. I was told to remove my pants and lay back on an exam table with a foot rest that came up. The other mom definitely agreed and we sat there judging for a few more minutes until I got up, took my daughter's hand and walked away.

No, I'm not a good parent sometimes.

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Had to get airlifted off the mountain to a field where flight for life took me to the hospital with a broken wrist, broken humerus, shattered elbow, ruptured diaphragm, broken ribs, and a laceration on my spleen. , Teenager comes in, thinks he might be sterile. 30 People Confess The Most Embarrassing Thing Their Parents Ever Did. His mom and I just look at each other gobsmacked ... did you know?? You’ve seen more penises than a mohel. Often people wrongly assume that men don’t care about their modesty. What could be the most humiliating medical moment of your life is just "Tuesday morning" for them - and in a way, that makes them even bigger heroes in our eyes. Older man teasing me after his prostate exam that I "took his anal virginity". Yes!!! It's hard to imagine your child as anything than what you've known them as. One of our urologists … Life is hard. Being examined by a urologist is embarrassing enough. I looked at her with my jaw dropped and it clicked a few seconds later that she was talking about the difficulty of opening the tool, and not my vagina. 2. When it was my turn and I was called in I was surprised how both the doctor and the nurse were very attractive. My most embarrassing I described in another thread recently (gel disinfectant, in my eye, first day of my first nursing job). I went in for a prostate exam and when the doctor was performing it, I ejaculated. However, one positively glowing parent-techer conference later you might question who your child really is. The assistant was having some issues and as soon as I got in the stirrups, the assistant said loudly, 'Man, this one's a stinker!'. I'm a male nurse. Share to Twitter Share to Facebook Share to Pinterest. He turned his head and did his best crow imitation: "Caw! We were the only 3 people living in the house. During the procedure the urologist at times handles the penis firmly and at times even pulls hard on the penis. Grace Eire. She said it's common, but I was totally embarrassed. Patient wasn't all the way under and while I was helping the surgeon, we heard coughing and what sounded like water falling. To follow with others and their genital stories, and describe my most RECENT embarrassing story, I recently was doing a skin check on a new patient.

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